Regardless, Men Everywhere Still Want to Be Tiger
It has been a tough week for Tiger Woods. First, we find out that he is probably sleeping around on his wife. Today we hear about an early morning car accident near his Florida home that absolutely, positively, swear-to-god is not related at all to the affair. *cough*
Many fans are looking to turn their backs on the golf superstar because of ethics and morals. But you know what? I'd still trade places with him.
In fact, any guy in the United States would do anything to be Tiger Woods. Even if the affair rumor is true, and Elin files for divorce and takes half of Tiger's estate, and Tiger never sees his kids again, AND he gets the book thrown at him for the car accident... you would STILL trade places with Tiger Woods.
There have been no reports tying anything to anything at this point, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to find some correlations between the two stories. But guess what? None of it will matter in the long run.