Pro Golf's Halloween Costumes
While not one of my personal favorite holidays, Halloween is coming up fast this weekend and many people are beginning to make their final costume choices. One can only assume that a few of the golfing world's top athletes are also looking to make a splash this year with an original get-up for October 31. And, as always, my imagination has run wild:
Stewart Cink will obviously go as Tom Watson this year, if for no other reason than to show his support for one of golf's greatest ever. Well, that and the fact that Watson's choke on his 72nd hole of the Open Championship was pretty frightening.
Ian James Poulter will have a rather embarrassing moment at his Halloween party when Christina Kim shows up also wearing a blue Twitter canary costume. Such a fashion horror will be unbearable for IJP and will probably prompt numerous suicidal thoughts, 140 characters at a time.
Rickie Fowler, Charley Hoffman, and Adam Scott will undoubtedly go as Charlie's Angels, however only after deciding against the opportunity to dress up as Herbal Essence actresses.
Lucas Glover will dress up simply as himself, the US Open Champion, because everyone knows that it will probably never happen again. Yeah, I went there.
Michael Sim from the Nationwide Tour will be going as an actual PGA Tour card in commemoration of his recent stellar play, and then send photos of himself to anyone not in the running for the same honor. I'm not really sure why I assume he is the type of person to do something so inappropriate, but this is my imagination and I'll make Nationwide scrubbs cry if I want to.
Paula Cramer will throw everyone a huge curveball and dress entirely in blue, possibly as a Smurf. However, this will last all of 30 seconds before her OCD takes over and forces her to go back to pink. And by "OCD" I mean "sponsors".
Anthony Kim will go as a completely professional-at-all-times golfer, complete with bottled water, nutrition-rich diet, and Bible. Despite his efforts to remain peaceful, Robert Allenby will give in to his hatred of the American golf star and tell an interviewer that he "totally saw Anthony sweaty and swaying", which Fred Couples will excuse as just another day in OH IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE INTERNATIONAL TEAM SUCKS.